May 07, '08: Ring - ring -- (poor ) Humour
Category: Entertainment & Humour
Posted by: stuart
** Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,**
** 'Hello?'**
**' Hi honey.**
** This is Daddy.**
** Is Mommy near the phone?'**
**' No, Daddy.**
**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'**
**After a brief pause,**
=============================================** 'Hello?'**
**' Hi honey.**
** This is Daddy.**
** Is Mommy near the phone?'**
**' No, Daddy.**
**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'**
**After a brief pause,**
April 01, '08: "Shakedown" - A New Thriller - By Joel Goldman
Category: Entertainment & Humour
Posted by: stuart
March 24, '08: John Wayne's America...
Category: Entertainment & Humour
Posted by: stuart
This is beautiful, please watch and forward to all you know. Especially those who are down on the United States.
http://sagebrushpatriot.com/america.htm
Click on the above link You just will love this!
=============================================http://sagebrushpatriot.com/america.htm
Click on the above link You just will love this!
March 23, '08: Frozen in Grand Central Station - (Fun to watch)
Category: Entertainment & Humour
Posted by: stuart
Received from Susan in Miami
This is SO COOL to watch
Check out 'Frozen in Grand Central Station - Video'
>> Click Here <<
This is a prank on a "grand" scale. Over 200 people gathered at Grand Central Station in New York to pull off a 'frozen in place' act. The onlooking travelers who weren't part of the act were mystified as to what was going on.
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=============================================This is SO COOL to watch
Check out 'Frozen in Grand Central Station - Video'
>> Click Here <<
This is a prank on a "grand" scale. Over 200 people gathered at Grand Central Station in New York to pull off a 'frozen in place' act. The onlooking travelers who weren't part of the act were mystified as to what was going on.
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March 15, '08: The Dash - - -
Category: Entertainment & Humour
Posted by: stuart
Submitted by Mayra in Miami
The Dash
In July 2006 a short 3-minute movie was launched on the Internet called The Dash. Since then, over 40 million people from around the world have watched it and over 20,000 a day continue to watch it as a result of people passing it along.
The movie has been more successful than ever imagined and has inspired many, many people.
Click This Link to View: www.dashpoemmovie.com
=============================================The Dash
In July 2006 a short 3-minute movie was launched on the Internet called The Dash. Since then, over 40 million people from around the world have watched it and over 20,000 a day continue to watch it as a result of people passing it along.
The movie has been more successful than ever imagined and has inspired many, many people.
Click This Link to View: www.dashpoemmovie.com
March 11, '08: The Kissing Test -- (Humorous)
Category: Entertainment & Humour
Posted by: stuart
This is pure entertainment.
Very Funny.
>>> CLICK HERE , to experience this hysterical test.
Make others smile, make others laugh. Pass it along.
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=============================================Very Funny.
>>> CLICK HERE , to experience this hysterical test.
Make others smile, make others laugh. Pass it along.
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March 10, '08: Can you solve this puzzle?
Category: Entertainment & Humour
Posted by: stuart
Riddle:
You are riding on a beautiful white horse.
On your left side is a drop off.
On your right side are several ostriches being chased by a lion.
In front of you are four large gazelles which won't get out of your way and you can't seem to overtake them.
Behind you is a stampede of horses.
What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?
For the answer click and drag your mouse from star to star.
**Get your drunk butt off the merry-go-round**
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You are riding on a beautiful white horse.
On your left side is a drop off.
On your right side are several ostriches being chased by a lion.
In front of you are four large gazelles which won't get out of your way and you can't seem to overtake them.
Behind you is a stampede of horses.
What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?
For the answer click and drag your mouse from star to star.
**Get your drunk butt off the merry-go-round**
Category: Entertainment & Humour
Posted by: stuart
Received from My Mom ( ain't that cool ?)
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband
always insisted on shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session she turned on the lights.
She looked down. and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic. 'You impotent *^%&#@*,' She screamed at him, 'how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!'
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
'I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids.'
=============================================( PLEASE do NOT read this, if you are going to get Offended)
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband
always insisted on shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session she turned on the lights.
She looked down. and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic. 'You impotent *^%&#@*,' She screamed at him, 'how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!'
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
'I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids.'
February 09, '08: Love Boat Bloopers
Category: Entertainment & Humour
Posted by: stuart
Rec'd from David in NY
Amazing Video of water related Bloopers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OP5AK-MsSdY
=============================================Amazing Video of water related Bloopers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OP5AK-MsSdY
February 09, '08: A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address!
Category: Entertainment & Humour
Posted by: stuart
Rec'd from David in NY...
This one is priceless... Wrong email address. A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address!
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel Schedules, So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error sent the email....
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This one is priceless... Wrong email address. A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address!
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel Schedules, So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error sent the email....
